Chronicles of the Watcher:
Fast food

Authors Note: I wrote this story after seeing Iga Ninja Artists pic. You can find the pic here (linky) It just involves a hungry lady and some rather not…fast food…. Please enjoy and let me know what you think of it!

Ann was hungry. Her stomach was growling loudly as she stared at her torn lunchbox once more. “DAMN!” she said for the hundredth time that day. She had been in too much of a hurry earlier that day, and as she had stepped on the subway; the bottom of her lunchbox had got caught between the two doors and, as the train pulled into the tunnel, the bottom had been ripped completely off; causing all of the food inside to fall out.

Now Ann was hungry and was searching for something to eat. She had a couple bucks to buy something, but, because of her immense hunger, she was hallucinating a little. Up ahead, the DAS “get food quick” restaurant was having its grand opening celebration. Due to this fact, there was various female staff members dressed in food costumes. One was dressed as a double cheeseburger, another as a hot dog, the third as a box of French fries and the fourth as a milkshake complete with straw. However to Ann’s mind, they were simply floating food, which mocked her hunger.

Ann watched as the foods split up and decided that a cheeseburger would really hit the spot right now, so she decided to follow her lunch. So the athletic girl followed the floating cheeseburger. When she caught up with it, she was overcome by her intense hunger and stuffed the entire thing in her mouth, swallowing many times to get the massive burger down her throat; her stomach spasming at the taste demanding more. “Hey! I’m not food!” She heard the burger say before she finished swallowing it down.

“BUUUUUUURP!” Ann released a massive belch. “Funny, it didn’t smell like beef…. O well” she thought to herself as she rubbed her now very heavy and very pregnant looking belly. Within a minute it growled again. “What’s a burger without fries?” She thought to herself just as she spotted the floating fries ahead. Licking her lips she headed for the fries; her large belly slowing her down only slightly. However she managed to catch up to the fries on a deserted street corner and quickly gobbled them up box and all!

The buttons on her red sweater were threatening to give way and reveal her large belly. Ann licked her lips after her fries and thought to herself “I need something to drink.” It just so happened that at that moment a milkshake came floating by, as thought it were responding to her thoughts. Grabbing the drink, she lifted it above her head and sucked on the straw till nothing else was coming out. She felt an odd bulge of fruit slide down her throat and then there was nothing left! “What a rip-off!” she yelled, shaking her head in disgust as she threw the cup to the side. As she started to walk back to her office, she felt the buttons on her sweater pop one by one, revealing her very large middle, that had a lot of awkward looking bulges in it.
Patting her belly to calm it, Ann spotted the hotdog at the same time it spotted her. The hotdog floated over to her. “I must be dreaming if all this food is coming to me…” Ann thought to herself as she licked her lips once more. “Well, if its here, I may as well enjoy it!” At which point Ann grabbed the hotdog and prepared to take a huge bite. “HEY! I’m not food!” the hotdog yelled. “Funny, that’s what the hamburger said…” Ann thought before she went about finishing her lunch.